SEO & Social Media Marketing

More blog comment spam hall of shame candidates

Most of the comments to my two blogs are, sadly, spam. But often, they're fairly amusing. Here's a few recent ones I deleted but just had to share:

Blog comment spam no. 1:

Responding to my Traveler 2.0 mobile computing blog post about iPhone bills: "Everyone has his own opinion to one thing. And I agree with you. You are so good at writting and I like you article punish in your blog. It is very useful for me. From your article I know we should see his advantage and also to see his disadvantage. Thank you!"

I know my blog writing isn't always pristine. But 'punish in your blog''? Reminds me of when I used to be an editor for Publish, a desktop publishing magazine. It was such a loathsome place to work we nicknamed it Punish magazine. But I digress.

Blog comment spam no. 2:

Responding to a Traveler 2.0 blog post about digital cameras: "Have you been turned down by other lenders?"

It depends on how you define 'other lenders.' If you mean family members with money, yes. If you mean banks and financial institutions, no.

And let's close with blog comment spam no. 3, which needs no further comment:

"Your blog gives people the life is beautiful! Heart as long as optimistic there will be hope!"

 

Blog Spam Hall of Shame Candidates

Cover of Hunter S. Thompson

Every so often, I like to share comments I receive--but do not post--to this blog, as well as to my Traveler 2.0 blog. Why? Because some comments, obviously intended as blog spam by clueless SEOs, are funny in a bizarre, WTF? sort of way. So get yourself into a Hunter S. Thompson sort of mood, and let's go: 

* "Electrifying Blog! I am plagued with your illustration. Thanks for giving out your imaginative mind's eye."

* "Every day may be a new day, let's have deep clean breath primary, and be in very good mood and thank you a lot to your weblog I seriously loved studying this posting."

* "Human error, mostly in this with the real feeling when too, think, and in this with head again when too emotional."

* "This is something that i would like to call fascinating."

* "For the world civilization, as humans, to build the happiness, I created the national youth, the family, the national youth, the youth, the earth and human youth, the universe by its infinite.Do you think so?"

* "How much internaional traveling does a merchant marine do?"

Related articles

• More ridiculous blog spam (traveler2.typepad.com)
• WordPress Blog Spam Solution That Works (growmap.com)
• Twitter's other spam problem: Username chaos (thatcanadiangirl.co.uk)
• Blogger Adds Spam Filter for Comments (thaibrother.com)

More ridiculous blog spam

Image by Getty Images via @daylife

Some new blog spam I've received, masquerading as 'comments,' worth sharing:

"Your blog is sensible. I must appreciate your concept. For more information I will be in touch." My response: Well, thank you, I think. But first, may I suggest you get in touch with a grammar teacher?

"Its great to see that people are sharing quite profitable information with each other and now we can move our selves to a new era." My response: It's been a long day. I'm not moving my selves any further than the couch.